Wonder Woman—Awesome

Wonder Woman movie poster
Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman, directed by Patty Jenkins, is the origin story of the titular figure.

1—Story

The story is self contained so if you don’t know anything about the rest of Marvel’s universe, you’re fine. It follows Diana, princess of Themyscira as she grows up, rescues Steve Rogers, and goes to fight in WWI. It’s serious in tone, but not grimdark. Though like most superhero movies, there’s plenty of use of gory discretion shots and bloodless carnage. Continue reading “Wonder Woman—Awesome”

Crimson Peak—Creepy but Slow

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Crimson Peak

Crimson Peak is a gothic romance-horror movie directed by Guillermo del Torro.

1—Ghostly Atmosphere

The ghosts in Crimson Peak were both creepy and gross, being skeletal-muscular and either black or red. The movie builds good atmosphere, especially via the butterflies and conversations. There’s some violence, mostly at the end, and someone gets stabbed in the face. That was sufficiently gross, despite a lack of gore. Most of the gore is in the ghosts themselves. Continue reading “Crimson Peak—Creepy but Slow”

Miss Peregrin’s Home for Peculiar Children—The Movie Doesn’t Live Up to the Book

Miss Peregrin's Home for Peculiar Children film poster
Miss Peregrin’s Home for Peculiar Children

The movie version of Miss Peregrin’s Home for Peculiar Children lacks the charm of the book. It starts off slow, gets really morbid, the ends as a fluffy action movie. It also had some time travel consequences that didn’t make sense to me, namely the grandfather coming back to life—I know I’ve mentioned I hate time travel, something that didn’t even occur to me while reading the book. Also, I didn’t buy the romance between Emma and Jake.

It wasn’t all bad though. The monster designs were cool, and the special effects were great. Worth seeing once for the scenes in the underwater ship. I also liked Eva Green’s performance as Miss Peregrin.

Lucifer Season Two Part Two—Because I Didn’t Realize It Was Only the Half-Season Finale

Lucifer season two
Lucifer Season 2

So yeah, I didn’t realize the show was on hiatus mid-season, not breaking between seasons. In any case, the second half of season two of Lucifer was pretty fun, even if the romance between Lucifer and Chloe gets derailed because status quo is god. Lucifer gets more character growth, Amenadiel has whatever the opposite of a crisis of faith is, we get to meet God Johnson who is just a hoot, and we get an appropriately dramatic season finale, with happy endings of all sorts. And then of course Lucifer gets knocked out and wakes up in a desert with his wings back. Nice hook for season three, which as previously stated, I’ll be watching.

Legend Has It—Reality Ain’t What It Used to Be

Legend Has It by Elliott James book cover
Legend Has It by Elliott James

Legend Has It is the fifth in the Pax Arcana series by Elliott James. This adventure sees John Charming, werewolf and semi-former Knight Templar, chasing after a madman with a reality-warping book.

1—Telling Stories

Despite his use of obfuscating stupidity John doesn’t solve his problems just through brute force. He thinks. And thanks to the use of what is technically one long epistolary to the reader, we get to see his thoughts. John is occasionally an unreliable narrator—true to his smartass nature, he likes to mess with his reader as well as everyone else.  Continue reading “Legend Has It—Reality Ain’t What It Used to Be”